Deer Me!

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It was bound to happen sooner or later, with the abundant amount of deer roaming loose in the Ozarks.  These gals and guys don’t bother to look both ways when crossing a street, I’ve noted, and when you drive a quiet hybrid car, they must tend to think that the headlights are a large lightning bug approaching.

I was driving home one evening, just me and the little dog in her seatbelt-strapped-in carrier, minding my own business, on a winding wooded country road.  We were only going about 40-45 miles per hour, since we’d just turned left at a near 90-degree turn and were gathering up a little speed to head up a hill.  Out of Nowhere – which apparently is my name for the wooded area just at the bottom of the hill on the driver’s side heading home – out of my peripheral vision came barreling toward me the largest un-antlered deer I’ve ever seen. It may have been a small elk for all I know.  At any rate, no time to stop, I realized it was going to hit me. I instinctively swerved as I stomped on the brake pedal, and braced myself as the deer slammed into me.  “I am going into the ditch,” was my thought, and so I held on, steering the car so that the passenger side wheels would not go into the ravine part of the ditch.  I did not want to roll the car. Slowed to a crawl now, I drove forward for a few feet, thinking I might be able to drive out of the ditch, but as I heard the undercarriage of HAL (my Prius) being scraped and smelled a hot car I thought best to stop.  (Yes, I named my Prius after the computer on 2001: A Space Odyssey. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/ )

I sat for a moment, reasoning; I can’t drive this car out of this ditch, the ravine is too deep, and I can’t back up because there are large rocks in the ditch that have already scraped the undercarriage.  I looked at the space between my driver’s side door and the road.  I could probably open the door about 5 inches, and I’m no slender girl.  So I unbuckled myself, and my little dog’s carrier, put her in the back seat and crawled over to get out on the passenger side. I looked back down the road and, sure enough, there lay the deer – in the opposite lane of traffic, lying right across it like he/she was taking a nap and hogging the entire lane to him/herself. Along came a fella in a pickup truck who pulled over and got out to make sure I was okay.  I assured him I was fine, but I wasn’t so sure about either my car (I didn’t want to confuse him by referring to HAL) or the poor deer.  He looked back down the road and then offered to go move the deer.  I agreed that would be helpful for others who may be traversing the road that evening.

My Good Samaritan walked down to the deer and was standing near it, to judge – I suppose – how he was going to move this large animal.  Then, surprising both of us, it suddenly sprang up and ran back into the wooded area from whence it came.

The next day my right trapezius started to ache, like I’d lifted something heavy.  By the time I got to the office I considered either seeing if I could get a same-day massage from Infinite Touch Integrative Therapies (https://www.facebook.com/InfiniteTouchLLC/?fref=ts) or get trigger point injections into the shoulder.  But then Rebekah Anglin walked into our office.

 

Rebekah is the Wellness Coach who works out of our office on Thursdays and Fridays.  Her business is multi-faceted, but among other things, Rebekah uses essential oils and does auriculotherapy.  Now, I don’t know the physiology of essential oils, nor homeopathy, nor of acupuncture, reflexology or auriculotherapy.  But I know that if I can avoid leaving the office during a busy scheduled day, and I don’t have to have a needle shoved into my muscles, I am all for trying it.

First she concocted a muscle rub using a couple different essential oils mixed with carrier oil and it was rubbed into the aching muscle.  After about 15-20 minutes, I didn’t really notice the muscle as much.  A couple hours later I lay down on her table and she touched my ears.  Weird, but so cool.  There was one spot on the ear that – as soon as she touched it – I felt a lightning bolt go into my right shoulder.  There was another place that when she touched both ears, I felt an aching in my neck. Then, using a cotton-tipped applicator, she applied essential oil(s?) to those areas.  After asking my feet a couple of questions (don’t ask!), I got off the table and resumed work.  I felt terrific, until about 4:00 that afternoon when the aching in the shoulder resumed.  I took the oil combination she’d given me and rubbed more of it on the spot.  That night, before bed, I rubbed some more on, just for good measure, though I could longer feel the aching.

The next morning, it was as if the accident had never happened.

Now, I’m not about to stop taking Edarbi, which I take for my hypertension.  But if I have any further problems with this right shoulder, I’m making an appointment with Rebekah Anglin.  You can too, simply by calling her at (573)836-1197 or emailing: rebekah.a02@gmail.com.  She not only can work miracles (in my opinion) with essential oils and auriculotherapy, she can help you manage what ails you using nutrition.

I’m betting that deer could use her services!